Bigfoot spotted in the wild

I don’t know who told Maureen Dowd to start trying to do sexy photo shoots, but whoever it was, I’d like to slap them.

Dear Jesus,

Why does MoDo have such ginormous feets?  Is she hiding a schvanz under that skirt or what?  For Your sake, RuPaul wears a smaller shoe size.  I’m pretty sure Wesley Snipes wore a smaller shoe in “To Wong Fu.” In fact, I think MoDo’s shoes might could fit Shaq.

Why is your Father trying to scare us, Jesus?  What did we ever do to deserve this?

Yours,
JimK

*UPDATE*

As pointed out in the comments, I seem to have included the dainty (cough) foot underneath the top one in my oh-so-scientific measurement.  So...taking that into account, as you can clearly see her toes go way past the “measurer,” I have concluded that Maureen Dowd’s feet are the same size as a Men’s Health magazine.  Phew!  And here I thought she had big fee/////OHMYGODHERFEETARESTILLENORMOUS! ;)

Posted by JimK at 03:41 PM on November 17, 2005
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