Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:12:53
Jesus, loves the little guitar players…
OK, right off the top, if you love Jesus, then more power to ya. But this is like, cultish and odd and sort of Michael Jackson-level odd to me.
Example:
I’m also getting another tattoo on the other side of my neck called Matthew 6:19 which is also my birthdate. That verse basically says ‘Don’t store your treasures on earth and don’t worship money or fame like it’s God.’ So with that said, I’m funding my life story to glorify God and I will put it out somewhere in the near future. And again, I will not keep any of the profit. I’m gonna be like the Osbournes but it’s focusing on me and God and how much of a sense of humor I have with him but also how much i obey him. For example, the Jesus tatoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven’t been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago.
Oh.
The Jesus tattoo stops you from masturbating. Okily-dokily!
Posted by JimK at 05:12 PM on March 22, 2005
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#2 Posted by Rann Aridorn 
on 03/22 at 08:17 PM -
Well, maybe the tattoo makes him afraid to. Jesus probably wouldn’t be too thrilled at getting bukkaked…
#3 Posted by davidst on 03/29 at 08:15 PM -
Nothing is more annoying than a new Christian. I know because I’ve been one myself. Combine enthusaism, persistance and lack of knowledge and experience and you have a recipe for a major heacache.
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#1 Posted by Tali
on 03/22 at 07:43 PM -
Well, new converts tend to be very exuberant. His enthusiasm (though not necessarily his commitment)will level off in time. I liken it to just getting your drivers license, when you’ll drop whatever you’re doing at any time of night or day to run to the store because you realize you’re out of soda. Five years later, you just put soda on the grocery list, and pick it up when its convenient. The time will come when he’ll be content to not share such details with the public. Hopefully. (Ewww.)