Does he know any other words?

Another secret plan, eh John?

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry told voters in America’s Dairyland on Monday that President Bush had a secret plan that would hurt milk producers after the election.

Does he ever say anything but “Bush has a secret plan to...?” Let me just solve this now and get out all the secret plans that I know of, being a member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Bush has a secret plan to force your mother into a life of white slavery.  Yes, YOUR mother.

Bush has a secret plan to outlaw all political debate and name himself Supreme Dictator For Life.

Bush has a secret plan to block out the sun and force you to use electricty, which will of course make Ken Lay a trajillionaire.

Bush has a secret plan to develop 471 more secret plans.

Bush has a secret plan to steal your children and turn them into Slurm.

That’s all we have for now.  More as we develop more secret plans.  Secrets about which of course, only John Kerry knows the truth.

Hat tip to Cabal of Doom.

Posted by JimK at 02:08 AM on September 29, 2004
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