Friday, December 10, 2004
Treacher = teh funneh
Things to Do in London When You’re Defenceless
On a related note, robbery is thirsty work, and a parched burglar is an angry burglar. If all you’ve got is tap water, you’re just asking for trouble. Try to keep a wide selection of beverages on hand at all times, just in case. This will subtly lull your new friend into a false sense of comfort and good cheer, giving you the chance to crawl out of the room for a change of underwear before the smell requires him to punish you further.
See, this is why you should vote for him. It’ll mean so much to him. I think maybe he needs you to vote for him. Really, really needs it. Won’t you please think of the Treacher?
Posted by JimK at 04:15 PM on December 10, 2004
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