Thursday, February 20, 2003
Actors promote virtual protest march
Hollywood wants to get mobilized. So why aren’t we bloggers doing the same?
I love the big important celebrities who can’t be bothered to PHYSICALLY get involved. So distant, so clean...a virtual march so as not to interrupt their busy, important lives.
That pisses me off. By all reports it was 6 million people WORLDWIDE. 5 times as many people watched Joe Millionaire in the U.S. Hell, more people watched the second half of WWE Raw that protested the war, but does that merit international headlines? of course not, because it doesn’t further an agenda.
The blogging community should make an extra effort to counter-balance this ridiculousness.
Posted by JimK at 12:47 AM on February 20, 2003
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Friday, February 14, 2003
Uhh…someone needs an editor. Funny, though!
All I have to say is sometimes the jokes write themselves, folks. Or rather, the editors over at Yahoo write ‘em for me.
3100-lb Rosie collapses!
Rosie O’Donnell’s weight has hit an all-time high of 310 pounds as she battles a physical and emotional breakdown. The star spends hours crying and hiding in her bedroom, say sources—and nasty fights have broken out between Rosie and her longtime love Kelli Carpenter. The issue that goes on sale Friday details Rosie’s out of control eating, her painful health problems, her legal nightmare with publishers of her former magazine . . . and more.
Doh.
Ignoring the obvious typo in the headline (fish in a barrell), this breakdown couldn’t happen to a nicer...uhh...what’s a PC term for “loudmouthed know-it-all lying bitch who can’t stand herself so she tries to make the world as miserable as she is on the inside?” Well, whatever the term is, she’s it.
After the sandbagging she gave Tom Selleck and the subsequent rampage she went on over the gun issue, only to find out she had a permit and her bodyguards were all armed...bah. I could care less. Maybe if she spent more time in therapy and less time trying to run our lives, she wouldn’t be a depressed, ranting sea lion.
Get help, Rosie. You used to be funny.
Posted by JimK at 07:54 PM on February 14, 2003
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Thursday, February 13, 2003
Sean Penn has lost his ever-lovin mind.
Actor Sean Penn is claiming in a lawsuit that he lost a movie role because of his public opposition to a U.S. war against Iraq.
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Penn, the ex-husband of Madonna (news - web sites), accused Bing of “borrowing a page from the dark era of Hollywood blacklisting” by allegedly reneging on a contract for him to play the lead in the movie after Penn aired his views on Iraq in a January television interview.
I wasn’t going to blog about this, but I can’t help it. I don’t have much to say, though.
Sean Penn is an idiot and nobody gives a rat’s hairy hindquarters what the hell he thinks.
Yep...that about sums it up!
Posted by JimK at 02:29 PM on February 13, 2003
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Wednesday, January 08, 2003
Love’s Bizarre Antics at Strummer Funeral
Those of you who are my friends from Usenet already know this first-hand, but guess what? Courtney Love is crazy. Yeah, big surprise to the rest of the world, I’m sure, but she’s *really* fucking crazy now.
Please, read on.
Posted by JimK at 05:35 AM on January 08, 2003
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Tuesday, December 24, 2002
A carol for the season
I think the tune this needs to be sung to will be apparent…
You know Daschle,
And Striesand,
And Baldwin,
And Harrelson,
Schumer,
And Feinstein,
And Brady,
And Clinton,
But do you recall,
The biggest Liberal of all?
Mi-cheal “Sponge-Mike Sweat-Pants” Moore,
wore some very ratty clothes,
and if you think he’s a genius,
Well, then, your opinion blows
All of the really smart folks
See through all the crap and lies
They work hard to try and show you,
The proof is right before your eyes!
In the summer of ‘Oh Two,
Moore released a film.
It said that we’re all bad with guns
And stalking folks was lots of fun.
Then all the Lefties loved him
And couldn’t stop kissing his ass
They held him up as a hero,
Even though he is devoid of class!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night!
Posted by JimK at 08:17 PM on December 24, 2002
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