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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Redhead process

I have a web-based management program running on the server.  One of the features is a list of things that start up when it boots.  You can add, remove or alter configurations easily.  I’m still having mail server problems, so I look at it about once a day to make sure things are running smoothly and restart any processes that may be hung or stopped.

Every time, I see “readahead” and “readahead_early” just after “qmail,” and I think, just for a split second, “Cool!  My server is up early and out searching the interwebs for redheads!  That is so...oh, reAdAhead.  Well, that’s disappointing.”

Just thought I’d share.

Posted by JimK at 03:43 PM on January 16, 2008
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A cat and a prat

First, a cat.  This cat is simply awesome.  It looks just like Jamie Hyneman.

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And now, a prat.  Tom Cruise in a Scientology recruitment video.  This video was on Youtube until they got it shut down, but someone rescued it from their cache, and now it is being mirrored all over.  I’ll do my bit to help by hosting a copy.  Screw you, LRH. (Warning; the video goes blank for a few seconds once or twice.  That’s how it was originally on Youtube.  Dunno why)



It’s pretty easy to see why Scientology appeals to stars and junkies.  It’s a “religion” that is 100% about the individual’s ego.  It;s about how great you are, how you can be the only person capable of solving a given crisis...the very nature of the “help” they want to give is solely and completely wrapped up in how it makes them better than the rest of us.  I’m sure they lure people in with talk of how strong, competent individuals make for a stronger group, etc.  That kind of logic appeals to me, and if I was a wreck, I can see how they could get me on that road to Thetanville.  By the time I realized what was really going on, I’d probably already have done my big confessional audit, which of course is prime blackmail material.  But I digress.

While most of the world’s religions at least pay lip service to the notion of sacrifice, Scientology seems to be about nothing more than propping up one’s ego.  Not a surprise that it’s so popular in an industry that feeds ego like Cracker Barrel feeds fat people.

By the way, if you don’t know, “KSW” means “Keep Scientology Working,” which is both a motivational catchphrase and a ten-point “policy letter” written by LRH (L. Ron Hubbard) in 1965.  I will include the text of that after the jump, just in case you’re curious.  Also, most people have heard this one, but when he references “SPs” he means Suppressive Persons.  That’s anyone who doesn’t believe in this jumped-up claptrap cult nonsense.

The sad - and in some ways brilliant - part of this can be found in both the Cruise video and the KSW document; Cruise and/or LRH never actually say anything.  There’s a lot of invented language, a lot of misuse of words, re-purposing of other words...essentially LRH was creating what Star Trek fans know as ”Treknobabble." It;s high-sounding nonsense with no real meaning, and it’s one of the ways in which you con people.  You throw a lot of flash at them, and when they don’t understand it, you offer to “teach” them.  This allows you to take the role of both “mentor” and filter; they no longer use their own minds to discover and to question, they simply trust you to explain it to them.  And then you can get them to do just about anything as long as you dangle the carrot of more knowledge and a higher status in front of them.  It works for cults, sci-fi worlds and MMOs.  It’s all the same psychological trickery, and it all falls apart the minute you stop suspending disbelief.  Read the KSW document and you’ll see what I mean.  The only real information contained in all those words is that you should always promote Scientology, and anyone who tries to talk you out of it needs to be cut out of your life.  The rest of it is a lesson in how to brainwash people into not thinking about what you are saying, but rather overwhelm them with treknobabble until they stop thinking and just trust you.

There.  I just re-wrote KSW in two sentences.  WORSHIP ME AS YOUR LEADER.

Anyway, Tom Cruise is a crazy person.  I mean a bona fide, actually mentally ill, delusional person who is not in possession of all his mental faculties.

Posted by JimK at 02:05 PM on January 16, 2008
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Tags: mythbusters scientology Jamie Hyneman Tom Cruise

Friday, October 26, 2007

Gas on the fire

I’m just making it worse with this, I know, but I can’t help myself.  I laughed at this and got the point...so I wanted to share.

Unattributed, passed around via email forwards, are the top ten reasons the U.S. cannot enact gay marriage:

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Posted by JimK at 12:59 PM on October 26, 2007
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dumbledore is gay - the return

Not to rip open still-fresh wounds or anything (Oh my GOD do people have opinions about this...) but I saw something I thought might be worth sharing....

Posted by JimK at 03:14 PM on October 23, 2007
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Would you slow down for topless road sign holders?

I’m not sure this isn’t a fake...it seems like a skit rather than a real thing that people would do.  Be that as it may, I am totally in favor of it.  “It” being Danish attempts at slowing down drivers by using topless women to hold up speed limit signs.  After the jump, a NSFW video.

Posted by JimK at 06:25 PM on October 16, 2007
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Tags: humor videos

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Kübler-Ross in action

I can’t believe this is happening.  I just killed my burr grinder.  If you love your coffee, you know how I feel right now.  If you get a few moments, please think kind thoughts for Grindy as he makes his way to that big appliance graveyard in the sky. 

I just can’t believe he let me down like this.  To hell with him!  He’s off to the North Haven landfill.  That cheap piece of Cuisinart crap don’t deserve a decent burial!

No, that’s not right.  God, if you’re listening, I will be a better person if you just give me back Grindy.  I will give to charity, I will treat my fellow man with love and respect...I’ll stop thinking about putting you-know-what in you-know-who’s you-know-where.  Just give him back!

Life isn’t worth living without him.  I just don’t see the point.

OK, That’s silly.  I can move on.  It’ll be alright.  I can just nip ‘round to Bed, Bath and Beyond and buy an exact copy of Grindy!  I shall call him...Grindy.

Posted by JimK at 04:24 PM on October 03, 2007
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Monday, October 01, 2007

The most pointless waste of time on the interwebs so far

It’s totally pointless other than it exists.

So that was a thing.  That someone made.  In their house.  For no reason whatsoever other than to entertain us. 
I think the best part is about two minutes in when they have one cell phone dial another that is on vibrate.  That’s a Rube Goldberg trick I hadn’t seen yet.

Posted by JimK at 07:10 PM on October 01, 2007
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Tags: rube goldberg

Friday, September 28, 2007

It’s about soda cans, not “nothing”

This is simply amazing.  a whole bunch of people are pulling a variation on the Michigan deposit scam from that old Seinfeld episode.

Wow.  I also enjoyed this because this local news team treated like they were breaking the Kennedy assassination conspiracy wide open.  I mean, choppers in the air?  Really?  That was necessary?

Posted by JimK at 07:35 PM on September 28, 2007
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Tags: michigan deposit Seinfeld

Friday, September 21, 2007

Achewood’s Fuck You Friday

Dude.  DUDE.  I totally could have been Ray today.

Posted by JimK at 06:19 PM on September 21, 2007
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

A mass “what the eff?” to all three of these

I was going to make individual posts, but...I mean, all three posts would essentially say the same thing.  So instead, they get grouped together.

Posted by JimK at 02:43 PM on September 20, 2007
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Tags: Chris Crocker hello kitty jack thompson GTA4

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