24 day a jillion, hour 43

I can’t even keep track anymore.  I think this is the 56, 349th hour of the ninth week of Jack Bauer’s resurrection and ascendancy.

Anyway, spoils and stuff down there \/

Boring until the bomb went off.  And then it was neato that SuperTerrorist dove on the President like a Secret Service agent.  Also, how dumb was the brick-headed agent that searched that guy’s briefcase?  Ever thing to, I dunno, OPEN THE DAMN BATTERY COMPARTMENT?

No, that’s it.  I really don’t have anything else to say really except maybe President Traitorface is totally going to defect to Russia.  So is Jack’s dad.  Then jack will steal an Apache, fly it in hops all the way to Lensk where President DavidKiller and Poppa GaveTheOrder are having a gay traitorous relationship in a cabin in the wilderness.  Jack will then land the chopper, remove one of the Hydra-70 missiles, arm it with his teeth and just throw it at the cabin.

Boom.

Man, 24 is so much cooler in my head.

Posted by JimK at 12:54 AM on February 27, 2007
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