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Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:28:00

Jack Thompson is a never-ending source of amusement

As if you need me to tell you this guy is a terrible lawyer:

No surprise, really, that Halo 3 is in the media-hungry attorney’s crosshairs. Thompson seems to prefer rattling his saber when high-profile game releases are involved. In his latest attention grab Thompson has released the text of what appears to be a court filing in the 11th Circuit, the same jurisdiction in which he failed embarrassingly during last year’s Bully case.

Once again, Thompson is basing his claim on a Florida statute which defines public nuisances as that which:

…tend[s] to annoy the community, injure the health of the citizens in general, or corrupt the public morals

Good luck with that, Jack.  Every time games get in front of a court, gamers and game companies win.  Regardless of Ebert or anyone else’s opinion, games are as artistically expressive as any other form of entertainment and therefore protected speech.  Every time a politician or an activist tries to fight that notion, they lose.  So, you know...good luck with your fight against Halo 3 and GTA 4 and all, but you’re an idiot.

Also, die in a fire.


Posted by JimK at 04:28 PM on September 22, 2007
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chrisbg99#1  Posted by chrisbg99 United States on 09/22 at 11:39 PM -

I wonder what he is going to do as Manhunt 2 gets even closer to release.

Christian#2  Posted by Christian United States on 09/23 at 12:07 AM -

He pretty much is the definition of a “Douche Nozzel”.

Rann Aridorn#3  Posted by Rann Aridorn United States on 09/23 at 12:24 AM -

I wonder what he is going to do as Manhunt 2 gets even closer to release.

See, that’s the thing. Manhunt is one of those games that even hardcore violence gamers have a hard time saying “Oh, no, this is perfectly safe and healthy, this doesn’t promote violence at all.” Because, seriously, you’re helping a guy make a fucking snuff film by sneaking up on people and killing them as horribly and violently as possible. Any defender of violent games is still gonna have to wince and say, “Yeah, that might be taking it a bit far.”

But I’ll tell you why Jack Thompson doesn’t give a fuck about Manhunt.

Because no one out there knows what the fuck Manhunt is.

Hell, -I’d- never heard of Manhunt until a friend of mine, who’s a far more avid gamer, picked up a used copy cheap. I think he played it like halfway through and never went back to it, since he’d only bought it for curiosity, and the game’s horrible fucking control scheme, lousy staging, and myriad other programming problems did not lend itself to addictiveness.

Jack Thompson only protests POPULAR videogames. If he attacked Manhunt so vigorously, he might have more people saying “He has a point.” But since he’s busy going after the big name titles that everyone and their grandmother has heard of, he’ll continue to be absolutely nothing but a joke.

#4  Posted by Toastrider United States on 09/23 at 12:46 AM -

I think he’s playing with fire here, though. Jerking around with Rockstar Games is one thing, but picking a fight with Bungie is another.

Primarily because I suspect Microsoft will step in to protect their investment, and they could squash Jack like the bug he is.

*snort* Rann makes a good point, though. It’s like the ‘crusade’ against D&D;. Nobody said ONE GOD DAMNED WORD about the other RPGs out there, some of which were far more morally ambiguous or just plain disturbing.

--TR

artmonkey#5  Posted by artmonkey United States on 09/23 at 11:19 PM -

*snort* Rann makes a good point, though. It’s like the ‘crusade’ against D&D;. Nobody said ONE GOD DAMNED WORD about the other RPGs out there, some of which were far more morally ambiguous or just plain disturbing.

No shit, man.
You ever play HOLE?!?

Christ, it’s been years, but… <shivers...>
Sick fuckin’ game, man.

Rann Aridorn#6  Posted by Rann Aridorn United States on 09/24 at 01:00 AM -

No officially-published RPG can match this nightmare, though. If Manhunt is the one that people championing the cause of videogames as innocent recreation wince, FATAL is the one we RPG dorks wish we could hunt down the makers and put some of the stuff they talk about in the game into practice on ‘em.

Jesus fucking Buddha in a bathhouse, I hate the fact that I share a planet with the makers of FATAL, let alone a hobby.

#7  Posted by Toastrider United States on 09/24 at 01:02 AM -

Yup. Although HoL falls into the realm of ‘goofy ass parody’ game for me.

White Wolf’s more… mainstream stuff (Vampire, Werewolf, Mage, etc) were what I was thinking of.

Others:

All Flesh Must Be Eaten: Zombie survival horror RPG. Interesting, although you could replicate the theme with a half-dozen other systems.

Call of Cthulhu: Suck it up. You’re either going to die, go mad, or both. Although one of my friends bragged he ‘won’ his campaign; he was a mime with a near-max Dodge skill who always fled from encounters.

Paranoia: What could be more fun than stabbing each other in the back? The setting and concept are actually pretty fun, but character creation needs to be streamlined; sometimes six clones is NOT enough.

--TR

chrisbg99#8  Posted by chrisbg99 United States on 09/24 at 02:03 AM -

Actually Manhunt 2’s story is a lot different than the one in the original Manhunt, in fact I’m fairly certain they have no relation to each other aside from the absurd amount of violence. Before R* had to tone it down, you did have a scene where you tore off a guy’s sack with a pair of pliers.

But I forgot, Jack can’t go after Rockstar games but attempted to go after Wendy’s when they were doing a Wii promotion which had nothing to do with MH2 aside from the system being the one where it would fall.

Rann Aridorn#9  Posted by Rann Aridorn United States on 09/24 at 02:11 AM -

They’re putting it out for the Wii?

Hunh. Must’ve toned the graphics down from the first one.

Oh! Jim, by the way, in case you hadn’t heard, new episodes of Dexter start next Sunday.

chrisbg99#10  Posted by chrisbg99 United States on 09/24 at 03:26 AM -

Well Rockstar made the game with the Wii’s controls in mind and it looks suitably better than the PS2 original. Of course the PS2 original looked like shit as does anything Rockstar has ever made. Their graphical style is one of the worst in the business.

#11  Posted by Buzzion United States on 09/24 at 12:54 PM -

Well Rockstar made the game with the Wii’s controls

I think that’s part of the censor-brigades talking points too.  Since you’re not only playing the game, but with the wiimote you are now actually simulating the acts of violence.


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