Rock Star Supernova - Week 10 Reality

More drama in the week 10 reality “webisode.” Read on…

The episode starts with the Rockers celebrating their experience and saluting Ryan. It's obvious that Dilana can't handle having been bottom three from the get go, but Toby and Magni start a food fight and the House devolves into a gigglefest. When everyone is good and disgusting, they jump in the pool and like the sexy tease that she is, Storm jumps in topless.

Love that girl.

So then we get to songwriting. Everyone splits up and starts working, and they make a big deal, both in the filming and in separately-shot confessional video, that Dilana has zero in the way of ideas.

We move on to the "You're a whore, so say the name of the car we drove you in you silly little bitches before we lay the pimp hand on you" part of the show where the Rockers are forced to shill for Honda Ridgelines this week. I swear if they do a group singing commercial for Honda I will hunt Mark Burnett down myself and rape his asshole with a chunk of the 405 freeway.

I'd like to make a point here to anyone who is complaining about any rocker who came in with less than a complete melody/lyrics package.

Here were Gilby's EXACT WORDS. and I will emphasize where he emphasized on the show:

Tomorrow, I'm gonna take the remaining five and we're gonna do a songwriting clinic, and I'm gonna help each one of you individually write a new Supernova track.

Those were his exact words. He did not say "Come in here tomorrow with a complete song so I don't have to do anything." He SPECIFICALLY told them they were going to write TOGETHER. So piss off if you think Dilana or Lukas should have written more. That's not what Gilby asked for and he's an asshole for making it sound like either of them were slacking.

As for the bits and pieces we heard of each original...the track itself is FAR, far superior to the last two Supernova songs. Oh, sure, it's an exact ripoff of every Stone Temple Pilots song ever written, but at least this time it's a good ripoff. I thought everyone had a decent grasp on melody, but most were entirely too predictable. Storms was halfway OK and Lukas' seemed pretty good and a departure from everyone else's take. Dilana, of course, wrote the most stupid lyrics on fucking Earth since "grab your Bud and your Becks," and something about lotion and things.

And that's where Dramilana couldn't fucking let it go. She had to try to extend the drama. You can't blame this on editing, she wrote these lyrics and then confirmed what they meant in a confessional-style video.

She wrote a song that she said was a fuck you to the fans of the show who are on the Internet and talk about them and "sit in judgment." Remember, those were "from the heart" as she said.

Bitch, please. That's what we're here for, you ignorant cow. That's why they tell us to vote, moron. You're going to attack the people who kept your crazy, selfish, psychotic ass on the show this long because *gasp* they had the gall to put you in the bottom three one fucking time?

Fuck you, Dilana. You show your true colors week after week. No amount of editing can create the nasty, selfish little persona you have. You are weak of spirit, weak of soul, weak in skills and weak in character. You don't deserve even to be saddled with a shit retro ripoff like Supernova. You don't even deserve a nice, quite career playing bars and small clubs. You barely deserve to be serving fucking drinks at the bar where Patrice is playing.

I may not have liked Patrice as a performer, but she showed a hell of a lot more skill and class than Dilana can even imagine.

Here's a question - They've specifically mentioned that the Rockers can't read magazines, newspapers, watch TV, or use the Internet. So how does Queen Bitch know what we're saying about her online? Either she's cheating, or someone is feeding her information.

As I was watching her be a royal bitch once again, something flashed through my mind: she gets a ton of support from very young girls who think they should support a woman, but they're either afraid of Storm or she's too pretty and we all know how that works...the pretty one has to pay. So they've fallen to supporting Dilana.

Let me tell you something; misogynists are not born, they are made. Some of them are made because they're not able to handle the strong women they encounter early in their lives. Some are made because they are wired wrong and need psychiatric help. Some are made because they were married to a selfish, arrogant, obnoxious basket case like Dilana Robobitch. Supporting her because you think she's the best frontperson on the show is one thing: supporting her because she has a vagina is stupid. On it's face it's always a bad idea to support someone *just* based on gender, but in this case, Dilana is the living embodiment of every stereotype that misogynist men have about women. She's manipulative, she uses tears to get her way, she's a liar, she's violent, crazy, selfish...think of everything any man has ever said about his ex-wife. She's all those things.

About the only thing she hasn't done is try to suck a dick to get the job. So far, no mattressback activity. Gee, I'm kind of surprised. She's filled every other role in the misogynist fantasy of what women are. May as well go whole hog and literally prostitute yourself for the gig.

Up next - Song selection. Lukas played like he wanted "Behind Blue Eyes" but I will bet you a thousand bucks he never wanted the song he just wanted to see her get crazy when she couldn't have it. As I have said a million times, I avoid spoilers, but I don't think knowing who will be performing what is a spoiler, so...here's the rundown (links to originals when possible):

Dilana: The Who, Behind Blue Eyes. Original - Supersoul (I can't find a single word about this song anywhere. It may be very new, in which case I expect it to suck heartily!)
Magni: The Beatles, Back in the U.S.S.R. Original - When the Time Comes (Can't find anything for this, Magni's band site is in Icelandic, sorry)
Storm: David Bowie (again?) Suffragette City. Original - Ladylike (actually called What the Fuck is Ladylike) (video)
Lukas: Cover - Bon Jovi, Livin' on a Prayer. Original - Headspin
Toby: Cover - The Killers, Mr. Brightside. Original - Throw It Away (video, the last minute has a clip of the song, more here)

Do they not have anyone but Nirvana, David Bowie and The Killers in the goddamned catalog? Hey producers, spend five fucking dollars and expand the library next year, whattya say?

Once again, because I love you, here's the full spisode in all it's glory. Requires Flash.

Posted by JimK at 06:34 AM on September 04, 2006
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