Russel Crowe’s music career

Oh. My. God.

The band - currently known as The Ordinary Fear of God, formerly Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts - isn’t horrible.  And Crowe can sing a bit, if he’d just trust his voice more.  What is horrifyingly awful and normally would be performed as a joke is taken very, very seriously by Crowe.  I assume no one tells him he looks like the bastard child of Davids Brent and Caruso.  Pat close attention to the rose petals, and of course enjoy him posing as a bullfighter:

Just...wow.  This one is a better song...it could be decent if someone like Tim McGraw did it, with more of a poignant, bittersweet attitude instead of this smarmy, cocksure “You know you wanna fuck me” swagger/grin shit Crowe is doing:

Holy lord.  This is not an April Fool’s gag.  He’s fucking serious about this shit.  How am I ever supposed to take him seriously as a “hard man” in a movie again?  All I’m ever going to see is that moment in the first video where he throws the rose petals into the air.  And why do all the band names have to spell out TOFOG?

Posted by JimK at 01:13 PM on April 01, 2008
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